• me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(via whales-curls-and-a-jersey-girl)

wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

(via nikkiremzz)

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

(via murdergoat)